All right. We know why you’re really here. Your eardrums are bored to death. They’re about to walk out the door. You need a reason for them to stay.
Well now you’ve got one.
Below, you will find a link to Chapter Zero of the Dawn of Destiny audiobook, in its fully-produced and final form. A word to the awesome: don’t listen to this through cheap speakers. This was designed to be immersive. Snag some high-end headphones, plug those suckers in, and get ready to dodge plasma. The Bakma have a date with the city of Cleveland. It’s about to get nasty.
Welcome back, eardrums. It’s good to have you home.