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Set your eardrums to insanity and grab hold of your armrests, ’cause this ain’t no lullaby. The Epic audiobook is a full-throttle ride straight into battle. You’ll feel the plasma flying out of the screen, smell the reek of charred canrassis, and end up shouting for a medic from under your desk.

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